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sure

lose your top, we can take it from there

i dont know what his type is but it's DEFINITELY not me
and anyway you dont get to see my tits unless mick says you can

Think Mick's a lot more interested in seeing them than I am.

Why do you want to get him a lapdance? Cause if it's just to annoy him, I don't think it being his type is vital.

well he cant see them unless you say he can either im no homewrecker

yeah of course its to annoy him but that doesnt mean i cant be nice about it

maybe we can find like a
idk
a tragic librarian
or carrie from the movie

He can't.

Seems counter-intuitive, but sure.

Y'know if he's into women, men, anything? Any preferences, ever?

ok i respect that but also you are both missing out just fyi

the only idea ive got is putting a g-string on a pretentious novel

I'm sure, but we ain't playing tit for tat. Just cause you've seen mine doesn't mean I gotta see yours.

Think that's closer to being onto something. I've got some books he'd adore. Can't teach it to lapdance though. Think of the papercuts.

omg ive got it
STRIPPER AUDITIONS

Yes.

Mick ain't invited to that either.

Might have to give him a heads up though.

aw why not? he can come if he wants to!

Because he might want to.

He's taken.

so are you
be fair
it could be a fun date!

I'm a criminal, I ain't gotta be fair.

I'll talk to him. Are we gonna look among natives or imPorts?

does it matter?

Mostly wondering how we'd even get the word out.

light the bootysignal

So, we are openly changing the direction of this to embarrassing him?

Cool.

how many people do you think hes gonna kill

However many we throw at him, I'd guess.

How sexy do you think he finds people on gas masks?

0 sexy
thats as good as its ever going to get for him

Think we probably oughta keep that in mind.

How many dead strippers do you want on yout conscience?

depends if i know them or not i guess
bruce says theres a strict no strippers policy at the office
and we definitely cant send one to cranes home
so
idk
it should not be this complicated

who else do we know needs a lapdance

Rincewind?

I'd say Shade, but I'd worry for the strippers. James, for fun. Piper, get the strippers a lesson in socialism.

Bruce Wayne, actually. Why not? Count Dooku.

jeff would want rincewind to have a lap dance

Then for Jeff.

We should get a woman and a man, in honour of his pansexuality.

This could take a while. Want to plot this over a drink?

[It's the Jeff mention and it's knowing Harley a little and knowing ways of coping with loss a lot.

"would want", so drinks it is.]

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