"We'll get all the discounts you want, partner. I promise." And he never had to exaggerate when it came to promises like that. If life had screwed him over, it had only made him more motivated to force it to give him the most anyway. They approached the door and Leonard lowered his voice. "I've been meaning to tell you. I think of you when I jerk off too." That said he walked inside, because he was also the worst person.