"Nope, you're the queen, asshole. I'm the king. I'm older, I called dibs on king of the gays before you even knew you were gay, dude. I asked you out first." Mick argued as he pulled some napkins from the dispenser, balled them up and playfully threw them at Leonard. How dare he imply he was somehow the queen. Pfft. As if. He pressed down on the foot as he took another forkful into his mouth. "You're also queen of the nerds, fyi."