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[catchacold]

Sure, what's up?

1/ I really dunno buckle up

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So yesterday I was like totally with this girl and we were making out. We hit like a mellow kinda second base sorta area and I was like super into it. She was pretty too, firm rack, great ass. She's really my type.

Anyway we were getting to third base, hands in his panties, you know how it goes and then I had this weird thought. About you.

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Not about you and the panties. That'd be weird. Not like them on you or anything cause I ain't that level of kinky. I mean sometimes? Maybe? I've looked at some weird porn but you do sometimes. You just follow the links and then you end up in a weird place.

I jacked off to some strange shit last night so it can happen.

But that ain't the point, it wasn't about the panties. It was about you.

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I think I'm gay

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Which is weird because I ended up going down on this chick because she was pretty and I wasn't gonna fuck her but she deserved an orgasm. My mom always says never lead a girl on without an orgasm... my mom is weird like that.

You know that, she tried to give you a lap dance. So sorry about that. I thought she was out or I'd have never let you sit down.

I mean I was into her but the whole time my face was in her crotch, I thought about you.

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Anyway. Sorry. Got off the track.

So basically I was lying in bed, after she left, and I just thought about you and -- you know what, gonna be honest -- I jacked off to you. You're a beautiful dude and I don't wanna be a fag but you're just like so fucking beautiful. And you get me. We click. Like those movies I end up watching with my mom when she's wine drunk and lonely. And the guy and girl just click and there's this electric. We got electric. And two dicks.

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NOT TOGETHER. LIKE WE HAVE TWO DICKS. LIKE WE HAVE TWO BETWEEN US.

I MEAN WE BOTH HAVE LIKE A DICK EACH

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I THINK MY CAPS BUTTON IS STUCK SO I'M GONNA HAVE TO DO IT LIKE THIS SORRY I DUNNO WHAT I DID

LOOK, I REALLY LIKE YOU AND I THINK WE SHOULD GIVE IT A CHANCE BECAUSE I KNOW WE'RE GONNA BE FAGS AND WE'RE GONNA GET THE SHIT KICKED INTO US AND THAT'S JUST LIKE. I MEAN MY DAD HAS CALLED ME A FAG ALL MY LIFE AND YOU GET THAT TOO SO YOU KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE. IT SUCKS. BUT IF WE GOT SOMETHING WE SHOULD KEEP IT RIGHT?

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The guy at the bar fixed my phone.

He's got my back, he thinks we should be queer. Good guy. Missing most of his teeth but good guy.

Look, we're good, we're a team, we got the same interests and we both love Lisa. And I know you said you weren't gay but... come on, man. You gotta be at least leaning that way or something somehow.

done

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Erm.

Sorry. I spammed you a little. I got a little ramblely... is that not a word? My phone keeps telling me it ain't.

It's not easy to admit you're a fag like I'm doing okay but I just want you to know that if you're interested, we could be amazing. You're the smartest guy I know. The BEST guy. And if I have to get the shit kicked out of me, I can deal.

Yours sincerely, Mick.

[catchacold]

You got all that from going down on a girl?

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It was strangely life changing.

I told her giving her head made me realised I was a fag and she slapped me. Hard. Then hugged me. chicks are weird.

[catchacold]

It's not exactly flattering. How would you feel if she'd given you a blowjob and then told her that she just realised she's lesbian?

On second thought, don't answer that.

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That's pretty hot. I hope they'd invite me.

... How can I like lesbians but be a fag?

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You're not gay, Mick. You just like me.

1/2

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That makes no sense. How does that work?

Is it cause you're so pretty you're kinda like a girl?

2/2

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Not that you're girly just like that you're that beautiful and

I just

I'm

Fuck. Just. No.

[catchacold]

Don't worry. I know how much you suck at this.

You're comfortable with me. You apparently like looking at me. Makes sense.

Think you're the one that told me that guys would fuck anything.

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But it ain't about fucking.

I like you.

[catchacold]

I'm not like the girls you like.

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Like I said, it ain't about fucking.

I only like girls to fuck em. I like you because you're you.

[catchacold]

So, what's the deal? What do you want to change?

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Nothing.

Except we make out I guess and maybe one day we fuck but I dunno how that works. I mean I watched some porn but it kept getting kinky and weird.

[catchacold]

Are you going to fuck girls?

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No?

Look, dude, we'd be like dating only instead of boy and girl it's like boy and boy. Like gays. And just us.