What? Hartley blinked and made two more slices of toast, wondering how many he could eat before he'd get stomach cramps. He couldn't believe that Mick actually claimed to be gay. Bisexual? This stuff didn't happen. But at least the man seemed to be less than scandalised by his confession and so he relaxed for the moment, nodding his head. "I'll try to be happy and gay." One out of two, hey. Happiness had to come any day now, right?

Right?