"I hope he doesn't notice my ass." Leonard was old, that'd be gross. But Axel noticing? Hartley couldn't help but... Well. For one thing feel a bit weird, because what did a hot ass even look like? He knew Axel looked good from any angle, but he had no general measurement. But he knew a hot ass was a good thing, so if Axel thought he had one, he wasn't going to dissuade him. "But you can feel free to notice it."

Hartley tried a flirtatious smirk. He was pretty sure he failed it.