You're going to make me say it to even make it so we never talk about it again aren't you? I'm not even going to be able to just say it was something like that napkin at Saints and Sinners, am I?
I know it was something about you having sex with me and in the interest of us never talking about this again, and I mean it, Leonard. No mentioning this to the other Mick or James or whoever else. I would be willing to call us even with a kiss. Just so we can say we were men of our words.
Do I need to remind you of that napkin? Because I will. Because I've had more normal offers than that.
[ Ugh. ]
Just forget it. Forget I asked. Forget I said anything involving you and me and anything that might have remotely involved kissing, having sex or any combination.
Maybe if you weren't the sort of guy I had to chase after and throw in jail, I wouldn't be a little ashamed.
Plus again, definitely think there's a possibility you'd hold it over me. Because it's you and you have enough things on me that I'm not sure if I want to add another. Even if I want to kiss you.
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voice. hero/villain bonding
[He is kidding. Probably.]
Did you do anything worse than implying affairs or is your other self just very giving?
voice. the flash way
[ Or never. Or like a week. ]
If I answer that are you going to let it go?
voice. rogue gayllery
Let it go?
...is that a Frozen joke? He will assume that it is not.]
Our date or whatever else you did? I don't know, depends on what you tell me.
voice. where everyone has a gay ole time.
That's not an answer, Snart.
[ A beat. ]
He might have been a little giving. I don't— why did I message you?
voice.
You messaged me, because you'll use any excuse to get to talk to me of course. I'm your favourite. It's very flattering.
voice.
I don't use any excuse to talk to you. [ Um. Barry. News flash, you are right now. ]
voice.
[Cute. Barry, all changes aside, is always consistently going to make him pause to think that. So cute.]
voice.
Does that wish still apply? Did you ever figure out what that was going to be?
[ This is not helping the cute thing. Why couldn't he just let it die. ]
voice.
So it doesn't apply. Unless you figure out what that was going to be and ask for it. I've figured it out, I'd grant that wish.
[Precious.]
voice.
voice.
For the record, your ass is very nice. Just not your best feature.
voice.
[ Excuse the pause. ]
I know it was something about you having sex with me and in the interest of us never talking about this again, and I mean it, Leonard. No mentioning this to the other Mick or James or whoever else. I would be willing to call us even with a kiss. Just so we can say we were men of our words.
voice.
Now. Barry, as flattered as I am that you want me to-- blackmail you into a kiss, I'm doing just peachy without.
voice.
[ Barry Allen, you're gonna make it sound like you want to make out with him regularly. ]
I may want to kiss you for scientific reasons.
voice.
[His tone is amused rather than insulted at least, so there is that.]
Because they were lying.
voice.
[ No, Barry, they just liked your lack of game. ]
I'm not trying to have game. I'm trying to be honest with you.
voice.
voice.
[ Ugh. ]
Just forget it. Forget I asked. Forget I said anything involving you and me and anything that might have remotely involved kissing, having sex or any combination.
voice.
voice.
A little. Which I know you won't let me forget now, but yes. I'm a little offended.
voice.
I'd just like to know what exactly offended you about this.
voice.
I don't know if I want to tell you what makes me offended about this.
voice.
Then let me tell you something. I've never kissed anyone who was ashamed of it. Good life lesson, that.
voice.
Plus again, definitely think there's a possibility you'd hold it over me. Because it's you and you have enough things on me that I'm not sure if I want to add another. Even if I want to kiss you.
voice.
I just lost people who'd kiss me without fearing for their rep.
Besides, Barry. I don't do casual.
voice. only because the notifs were down don't even pretend
voice. actually because I showed someone how smooth Barry is
voice. "smooth" also feel free to ignore this august why.
voice. I am so behind on tags, who even cares