When Hell Freezes Over

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[mostlyajerk]

Barry.

You shouldn't turn up there in your suit.

[gotspeed]

Oh.

Sorry, I'm in my Flash headspace, I just thought --

Never mind, casual clothes. Thanks Hartley <3

[mostlyajerk]

...I think he's into you. He talked about your ass.

[viber]

Barry is so red right now omg

[Pic spam of Barry. So mature.]

[mostlyajerk]

Axel asked whether his ass is really so hot or if it's just the costume and I said mostly the costume. Leonard said it's not just the costume.

Then Mick stormed off.

[viber]

this is beautiful.

Barry is dying. I love you. And this. And life. It's all good right now... except Eobard, of course.

[mostlyajerk]

It was a nice break from Axel discussing my ass.

Eobard will be taken care of.

[viber]

His twitter is full of that too.

I know, I know. Barry is going to whip off in a sec and I have a hot date with my PS4 so you wanna come over or what? Third wheels are totally in right now.

[mostlyajerk]

...a twitter? I should have known.

You don't have to do that.

[viber]

Oh yeah, look him up, it's funny.

Nope. I don't have to do anything, I only do things I wanna do. And taxes. Cause I kinda have to do that. Come over, bring funyuns.

[mostlyajerk]

I have him on top of me often enough as is.

What are funyuns?

[viber]

Huh. I figured he'd be on bottom.

Chips, looks in the snack aisle!

[mostlyajerk]

...I didn't mean sex.

You know how unhealthy these things are?

[viber]

I'm teasing you, dummy.

Blah, blah, blah, get funyuns and meet me at eight so we can do some lego marvel fun times.

[mostlyajerk]

I don't know what you believe of me!

What happens if I bring salad instead?

[viber]

That you're a dummy

I'll put whip cream and bacon on it so neither of us can have it.

[mostlyajerk]

Your judgement has always been impaired. Of course I top Axel.

Why whip cream?

[viber]

Good, then Axel's late night blogging was accurate.

It'd get everywhere quicker than bacon. Also it might make salad better? Who knows.

[mostlyajerk]

...he blogs?

You should try Thai salad some time, it's delicious.

[viber]

Yep, he has a tumblr too.

omg it's amazing!!! and sometimes creepy and depressing.

Ew. No. Funyuns!

[mostlyajerk]

He made me stroke his hair all night while talking about his childhood and parents once.

Fine, fine.

You look remarkably good for your diet.

[viber]

Is it as terrifying and fucked up as he makes it sound? Can we call social services on him still? He sounds like he needs to be taken away from ... everyone. Including himself.

Aww, thank you <3 what a good bro.

I look so dope lately, I think my new threads are working for me. You're not so bad yourself.

[mostlyajerk]

He likes being dramatic, so it's hard to say. I don't think I'm a good judge, he lies to me a lot.

I figure your insides must be rotten.

What new threads?

[viber]

I think anyone who's dad, who never told him that he's his dad, who wrote to him for over ten years to get him to be a little psycho junior actually survives that slightly intact, they're going to be a hot mess. Did his dad straight up ditch him? Is that why you guys adopted him? Cause that's adorable and I will tell everyone.

Deliciously rotten.

My new shirts, you know? Non-graphic tees.

[mostlyajerk]

No, he just hangs around because he wants to try to sleep with some of us. But yes, I am pretty sure his dad ditched him.

I did notice that. Very grown-up.