true, that would be less fun. I'd get way less pudding and that just makes it that bit less worth it. And I will, trust me, this house is a fucking mess.
Good to know you like me for the pudding. I knew I'd be worth something one of these days. Also, Lisa likes when you're here. I had to coach her a lot so she'd not ask about you all the time.
I like hanging with the kid. I didn't think I'd like the kid that much but hey, she surprised me. Cute kid. And yeah, I love you for the pudding, don't undersell it.
Didn't think I'd like her much either, but then she grabbed my finger and wouldn't let go and cried when I pulled away and I guess now I'm stuck on her. The way to a man's love, bring him pudding. I should have known.
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It will come some time. Or maybe it won't. People like us, we might not have hearts.
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We don't. No hearts, no wussy feelings. We can die alone, together.
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Sounds about right. But first we live.
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Fine, I guess we can
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Not giving you a choice there.
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You ain't? Pffft.
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You believe me.
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Maybe. I guess. Whatever.