Babysitter's Club

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Always. I'm so saintly.

I know, he told me but it'd be great if she dated a gay guy. Then she'd never get pregnant. I wish he'd stop being into Axel. I hate that he fell for him. Fuck sake.

You bring me such good food.

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On the plus side, he knows what Axel does for a living and I doubt he wants to get mixed up in that. Rentboys don't really do boyfriends and you can tell Hartley just wants someone whose hand he can hold and whose eyes he can look into. Sarcastic shit, but a romantic. It's cute, Axel likes him a lot too.

I'm a good boyfriend. You can stare lovingly at me.

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Good. I don't want him being badly influenced by him. Axel is a dodgy kid and Hartley is a puppy dog, he's a great kid. I want to keep him away from that shit. Keep on being a good boy.

I always do <3

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As long as they don't kiss, we're in the clear. Though they may have kissed already.

Aw, you'll make me blush.

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... WHAT?

IT BETTER NOT HAVE BEEN NEAR BY LITTLE BOY WHAT THE FUCK I AM NOT PAYING THEM TO MAKE OUT

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Like we didn't have our first time right after tucking Lis in.

Anyway, I don't know if they kissed or not. Ask. Hartley's not a bad liar, but in this case he'd blush.

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HE BLUSHED.

IF AXEL WASN'T HOLDING TEDDY, HE'D BE FUCKING DEAD.

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You can't keep them from kissing.

But fine, we're in trouble. Hartley wants to date Axel, I bet you.

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I CAN IF I WANT TO.

Don't tell me that. He's a whore, Snart. A fucking whore. He doesn't do drugs now but he drinks like a fish.

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I'm not saying it's a good idea, I'm just saying what I think Hartley's thinking. But Axel will stop being a whore. He's not the worst. He'll straighten out.

Though if he likes Hartley, that explains why he's suddenly more receptive to the idea of maybe going back to school.

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You keep saying that and he doesn't. You just keep saying he's a good kid. I didn't believe it when he tried to give you that fucking blow job and I still don't believe it now.

He told Lisa just now that school is for nerds and he was going to find a way to buy a degree.

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I'm sure it would have been a good blowjob.

What, I have faith in your kid, why don't you have faith in mine? He'll be fine.

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I don't have faith in people who tried to suck my boyfriend off. Also he calls me Mickey sometimes and that really bugs me.

He likes pineapple on pizza. Evil.

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You know he only did that because he thought that's what I wanted. And Lisa calls you Mickey all the time. You just like that Hartley still calls you sir sometimes.

That is evil.

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Yeah, well, it's annoying. He's like Lisa's age and he's all over you and its creepy and annoying. And it ain't on you but it's bugs me. And it's petty and dumb but it does and NOW he's all over my perfect genius boy. Who calls me sir. I love that kid.

Super evil.

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He's not all over me. He's mostly creeped out by me believing in him these days. He is all over Hartley, I'll concede that. Just don't do something stupid like tell them they can't be together.

I got pizza and jars, on my way.

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I'm not that dump. I remember when we did that with that douchebag Lisa liked. That backfired hard.

Speaking of boys Lisa likes... I think she has a boyfriend but she isn't sharing. Is that good or bad?

Hurry, I'm starved. I haven't eaten in like half an hour.

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Bad. It's Lisa, her taste is awful. No wonder she gets along with Hartley. Axel at least has good tastes.

I got you two pizzas and garlic bread.

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She's keeps texting him, whoever he is, we should steal her phone and scare him off.

I love you.

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That won't work and you know it. Can't fight it.

The food loves you too.

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Still always funny to scare them.

Good, good. I was worried for a second there.