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[catchacold]

She'll go duuude at you next time she sees you. She already thinks you're the best.

I told her I'm not into her. She took her bra off. What is it with girls?

[boilover]

Why? I barely spoke to her last time we hung out, she just followed me everywhere like a duckling.

Like I said, tell her your a fag.

Then send me those pictures and tell her I'm available.

[catchacold]

So? You are big and you said she's pretty, she's convinced you're the most amazing guy in the world.

I'll try the gay thing. Pretty sure they got a bet going.

I'm not gonna send anyone those pictures, I just deleted them.

[boilover]

Hey, I'll take it. It's about the nicest thing anyone has said to me in a long while.

So... you are gay then?

Aww, come on! You coulda showed me.

[catchacold]

Aw. I think you're okay too.

What's it matter?

Just find yourself some porn? Her camera sucks anyway.

[boilover]

Just okay? Pfft. Asshole.

Doesn't. Just wondering. You gay or not?

Fine, whatever. Porn it is.

[catchacold]

Bit more than okay.

No, I'm not gay.

[boilover]

That's a glowing compliment coming from you.

You're not? Cool. Cool. I ain't either so.

[catchacold]

I know, you're lucky. You think I'm more than okay too.

You're not? There's a shocker.

[boilover]

I think you're just fine, yeah.

Fuck off, I ain't a fag.

[catchacold]

Don't act so insulted. You still think I'm lying about being gay.

Nothing wrong with it. I don't care about gender.

[boilover]

Nah, I don't. If you say you ain't homo, you ain't homo. I believe you.

What do you mean... gender? Like what?

[catchacold]

If there's someone I think is hot, fun, smart, all that, I don't give a damn whether they are male or female or whatever. Guess I get a hard-on for soul more than those details.

[boilover]

So you're like... part gay? Like bi or whatever.

That's a real thing then? Like you can be into a dude but not totally queer?

[catchacold]

Always gets a bit complicated when it comes to all the labels.

But basically, yeah, you can like a guy and usually only like girls or vice versa. Some people can, anyway. Me, I don't even know. I got enough to deal with.

[boilover]

You ain't lying there.

I guess it doesn't matter. Just block the girls number and tell her to knock it off in person. I can tell her to back off too.

[catchacold]

Yeah, sound plan. I just don't get it. Why bother trying when someone's clearly not interested?

So not my type.

[boilover]

Sometimes people get needy and weird. Chicks do it a lot these days, trying to prove something and all.

What is your type?

[catchacold]

Guys do it too. At least she just sent pictures, way more annoying stuff back in juvie.

Don't really know. Someone interesting. What's yours?

[boilover]

When they'd whip their dicks out? Yeah, I know. I emember. Showering was a nightmare.

Dunno, I guess. I like a hot ass.

[catchacold]

Yeah, one of the many things I don't miss. Nothing like being greeted by dick.

See, I can agree with you there. If the rest adds up.

[boilover]

Seeing a dude flashing you is like home to me these days. I miss juvie. I belonged there, felt right.

What's the rest?

[catchacold]

You got better places to be, Mick. We both do. Just stick with me.

Don't really know. Hasn't happened. Someone who makes me feel. How about you?

[boilover]

Fine. Though that ain't an invite to show me your dick.

Dunno. No one really makes me feel like that I guess

[catchacold]

You should be so lucky. But hey, you're the one homesick for seeing more dicks.

It will come some time. Or maybe it won't. People like us, we might not have hearts.