Babysitter's Club

[catchacold]

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[boilover]

I know, it's just that I can't help it. He's so little and he's mine. I gotta worry.

I dunno if I want him knowing another language already. It'll confuse me! And come on, he ain't a freak. Yours is just a trainwreck

[catchacold]

I know. I still worry about Lisa too, it's normal.

Six languages? Tell me any non-freak reasons for some fifteen year old homeless white boy to know six languages. Also, don't worry, Teddy just likes it cause it sounds funny.

[boilover]

Me too. How's she doing lately?

So? He ain't supposed to be street trash like your boy is... or you know what I mean. Axel was born into this shit, literally. Hartley is all fancy, can't hold it against him.

[catchacold]

She hates me and wants me to die, currently, so pretty good. Par of the course.

I'm just saying, it's weird! Who finds a street kid like that? You're weird, man.

[boilover]

Oh yeah, seems about right. She still likes me.

You just found an annoyingly tragic rent boy and now you win all the time. I can't compete with that.

[catchacold]

That's because you are the good cop and I'm the bad cop. That's life. Maybe Teddy will like me better one day.

Hey, yours is tragic too. Just freaky.

[boilover]

Don't say that :( why would he hate me? I'm wonderful. I let him eat pudding so often.

He's a rich boy, beats out whore but I guess it has a great tragedy. Like what a downfall.

[catchacold]

Cause one day he'll be a teenager, sorry to say.

Right? It'd make for a great movie. You're coming, right?

[boilover]

I'm still trying to bully/threaten Axel into helping. I think it's worked though.

I'm free so tonight? Sevenish?

[catchacold]

I'll pick you up. What do you feel like doing?

[boilover]

Drinking

Fighting

Swearing

Suggestive content

Pretty much anything not PG or U

[catchacold]

Then that lines up with what I've planned.

Still legal though, I'm not getting you into trouble.

[boilover]

Good. I got ideas for legal jobs and shit, I just gotta do a little studying

Which I had.

Can you steal me qualifications?

[catchacold]

What do you need?

[boilover]

Adult maths and English

Lenny, I'm fucking dumb. It's embarrassing.

[catchacold]

The hell you are.

But I can probably see about something. Why the hell do you want that?

[boilover]

I couldn't spell embarrassing until my phone corrected it.

None of your business, I just want it.

[catchacold]

Ain't a measure of smarts, that.

You can do night classes, you know? I can get you into those.

[boilover]

I got a kid, I gotta be there for him at night.

He has to put down by me or he won't go down. Besides, I hate studying. I suck at it.

[catchacold]

You mostly just gotta pass the tests.

Ask your genius to help you.

[boilover]

Nah.

Don't want him to think I'm dumb, then he might get all funny and I'll get pissy and I'll burn another baby sitter. And the last one got super pissy over that.

[catchacold]

Well. He probably thinks everyone is dumb. Including me.

Just don't take it personally.

[boilover]

Fine.

This kid screwed up all my plans. I hate school. And honest living. I'm going to be such a nark.

[catchacold]

Still a damn hot nark.

Nothing wrong with living honest.

[boilover]

There's plenty wrong with it. You get screwed over a lot, taxes exist, all my money is earned and I have to try.

I HATE working.