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[catchacold]

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[boilover]

[As per usual, he sends along a video of something burning. This time? What appears to be a load of tyres at the junk yard. He throws a bottle full of something onto the flames and it blows up to twice the inferno.]

[catchacold]

Step further away, you'll get hurt.

Although Lisa says: 'AGAIN'.

[boilover]

This one is bigger. It's fucking awesome.

It's still burning.

[catchacold]

Take two steps back. Now.

Is that all you're up to?

[boilover]

I'm fine, mom. Geez.

I can't go home right now so yeah. Pretty much.

[catchacold]

Can't hook up with you. We're playing hide under her blankets and watching Finding Nemo on her phone.

[boilover]

That sounds cute. That film is pretty sick.

Besides, I don't need to hook up, I like this. It's fun.

[catchacold]

Yes, she's liking it. The turtles are her favourite so far.

Just don't get burned. Question. What do you do when some girl sends you pictures?

[boilover]

The surfer dudes. They are awesome.

Send her one back, see if she's into it and if she is, hope she wants to get laid as much as I do.

[catchacold]

She keeps going: Lenny, Lenny! Duuuude.

Right. I'm not sending her a picture. How do I get her to stop?

[boilover]

That is the cutest. Tell her I approve.

Dunno. Tell her your a homo or your dick fell off. Or you ain't into her.

[catchacold]

She'll go duuude at you next time she sees you. She already thinks you're the best.

I told her I'm not into her. She took her bra off. What is it with girls?

[boilover]

Why? I barely spoke to her last time we hung out, she just followed me everywhere like a duckling.

Like I said, tell her your a fag.

Then send me those pictures and tell her I'm available.

[catchacold]

So? You are big and you said she's pretty, she's convinced you're the most amazing guy in the world.

I'll try the gay thing. Pretty sure they got a bet going.

I'm not gonna send anyone those pictures, I just deleted them.

[boilover]

Hey, I'll take it. It's about the nicest thing anyone has said to me in a long while.

So... you are gay then?

Aww, come on! You coulda showed me.

[catchacold]

Aw. I think you're okay too.

What's it matter?

Just find yourself some porn? Her camera sucks anyway.

[boilover]

Just okay? Pfft. Asshole.

Doesn't. Just wondering. You gay or not?

Fine, whatever. Porn it is.

[catchacold]

Bit more than okay.

No, I'm not gay.

[boilover]

That's a glowing compliment coming from you.

You're not? Cool. Cool. I ain't either so.

[catchacold]

I know, you're lucky. You think I'm more than okay too.

You're not? There's a shocker.

[boilover]

I think you're just fine, yeah.

Fuck off, I ain't a fag.

[catchacold]

Don't act so insulted. You still think I'm lying about being gay.

Nothing wrong with it. I don't care about gender.

[boilover]

Nah, I don't. If you say you ain't homo, you ain't homo. I believe you.

What do you mean... gender? Like what?

[catchacold]

If there's someone I think is hot, fun, smart, all that, I don't give a damn whether they are male or female or whatever. Guess I get a hard-on for soul more than those details.

[boilover]

So you're like... part gay? Like bi or whatever.

That's a real thing then? Like you can be into a dude but not totally queer?