Babysitter's Club

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[catchacold]

You are not stupid either. I thought the first taste you studied with Hartley for went well?

He'll be whatever he wants to be. President or billionaire or anything.

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I guess. I mean. Debatable. I have the math skills of just below a middle schooler. My English ain't bad tho. I can read just fine, it's writing. Words are dumb. They'd never easy to spell when they should be. Why use a th when you could just use f?

Anything. But I want him to have a rich, stable, rich and enjoyable job that pays richly.

[catchacold]

It's tricky, especially in English. Maths was always easiest for me, but I don't know. I'm not the studying kind. You just need to pass the tests that qualify you for applying for the jobs you want.

So, you want him making dough?

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I gotta have high school level maths and english to study anything real in the first place so I gotta get that. It's stupid, I could just work it out as I go along.

Plenty. LEGALLY. No way is my boy ever going to jail. He's a little teddy bear and he needs love and cuddles. And he'd only get the bad kind in jail.

[catchacold]

What kinda jobs are you looking at anyway? Please don't say accountant.

Of course legally. Any day now you're gonna make me go straight.

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I'd never be an accountant. I got some ideas but I don't wanna say until I know. I dunno. I don't have it all sorted in my head, you know?

Pfft, no one could make you go straight.

[catchacold]

Gotcha. I'm just curious. Let me know if there's anything I can do for you.

Likely true. But if anyone could, it'd be you.

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You can not make fun of me for having to do homework like some nerd?

Just don't get yourself in trouble or me and you are gonna have trouble

[catchacold]

You are taking charge of your life for your son. Nothing funny about that.

Everything I can control, I will control, Mick. I'm gonna be fine. Making us some decent money. Gonna buy us a house one day.

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I want to be able to tell people I got a good job too. I'm worried if social services notice in some way or another, they'll get on my ass.

I know but you gotta be careful. And maybe down play how cool and fun stealing in cause Teddy is gonna learn from you.

[catchacold]

You will get a good job and Teddy's your son, you're taking such good care of him. No one's gonna take him away.

I'll be careful and I'll tell Teddy that stealing sucks. You can tell him I'm an accountant.

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I won't let them. I'd just run with him, we'd be okay. We could live underground or something. Whatever. We have to be together.

He'll never buy it, he's smart. We'll work it out.

[catchacold]

You ain't gonna have to. You'll be legit and no one will take him from you.

I'll just make it sound really tedious. Don't worry about it.

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I hate being legit but if I get to keep my kid, I'll do it. He's so warm and cute, I love him so much.

Good, talk about planning, that always bores me.

[catchacold]

He is the cutest. There's nothing wrong with being legit, Mick. I think it's a good look on you. Kind of turns me on.

Pft. It's what keeps me invested.

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Teddy is worth being legit for. And you don't even know what I'll be, you're just horny.

Cause you're a giant nerd.

[catchacold]

Possibly, even likely. I hope you have a uniform.

You're into it.

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We're both so damn horny.

We need to just rent a motel room and fuck at this point or we'll go insane.

[catchacold]

Romantic.

Sure, if you can make the time.

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It will be, I'll bring wine and roses.

I can always make time for you... just as long as I have a sitter and Teddy is okay.

[catchacold]

Wow, legit guys know how to treat you. :)

I know, Mick. I ain't ever gonna be jealous of Teddy. He's my priority too.

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We do it right.

You can't be. He's adorable and tiny. No one can be mad.

[catchacold]

I love your son. And his genius bottle pronunciation.

Do you want me to bring food? Is Lisa staying or leaving if I get there?

[boilover]

Lisa is staying, I guilted her a little. She may hold you.

Can you bring me some jars home?

[catchacold]

...why?

For Teddy? Yes. Any preferences?